Events in downtown Jenkemville
Means a big meal for the staff
at the joint called "The Bite"
They'll Gladly-Serve You Too!
Here at "The Bite" we see all sorts
Mall chicks and dicks in kahaki shorts
Well our motto is eat the rude
But first we must-Serve them food
Some burgers with poison betwixt
Your life -Eighty Sixed!
We start- By peeling off their fake tans
Then we save their guts for some stew
Next step- Remove Extremities
No face, No fuss
Moved on- Organs processed for
A soup we'll pour
Now its time for all the Carving
Cleaning excessive fat
About time, 'cause we're starving
FIRE UP THE GRILL!
Always cook them thoroughly
Because humans are pretty gross
When the temp's One Sixty
DINNER IS SERVED!
released June 14, 2013
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