Xingaia, by Xingaia

Xingaia

by Xingaia

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1.	Fap Death 02:26	lyrics
Lonely Valentines Day Only date is Righty Burping the worm 'til his Heart is content But shit got carried away Overbuffed some might say Contrary to his intent (CHORUS) Buffing your rocket, 'til pulled out of socket, But cannot devise How does it still rise!? Dehydrated, Emaciated,but Where theres a will, there is a way BY ROUND FORTY TWO, OF SHOOTING YOUR GOO, YOU CANNOT DECIDE Cumming our Going? Nuts turned to raisins, ignoring the laisons Shame cast aside Now his-Spank Bank is- Depleted Testicles-Retreated Genitals-Mistreated CHORUS! SPOOGE FREE, DIE HARD! In a tomb of his own crust Ejaculating dust Condition is now too severe Penis won't tear Persistence to wank is deadly As we've explained already Over pump the python and Die!
2.	Kannibal Kitchen 02:24	lyrics
Events in downtown Jenkemville Means a big meal for the staff at the joint called "The Bite" They'll Gladly-Serve You Too! Here at "The Bite" we see all sorts Mall chicks and dicks in kahaki shorts Well our motto is eat the rude But first we must-Serve them food Some burgers with poison betwixt Your life -Eighty Sixed! We start- By peeling off their fake tans Then we save their guts for some stew Next step- Remove Extremities No face, No fuss Moved on- Organs processed for A soup we'll pour Now its time for all the Carving Cleaning excessive fat About time, 'cause we're starving FIRE UP THE GRILL! Always cook them thoroughly Because humans are pretty gross When the temp's One Sixty DINNER IS SERVED!
3.	Sea Shanty Vigilante 03:35	lyrics
Scum Crew at the Jenkimville Beach Getting way too drunk Scoping chicks for their little soiree Ending in the trunk Dark figure appears Out from his shed Cloaked in barnacles and Kelp as dreads Armed to the teeth With harpoons and net Cauldron boiling for his Daily Catch He once was a boy Of just Twelve years old Fell victim to a Malicious Prank Since then he's been A saviour of sorts Killing and eating punks and hippies and Now the scum crew shall, Meet their demise One by one they drop like flies A feeble attempt, A counter attack Lyle Black tries to kick his sack Intercepted, By our hero One fell swoops sends him down below Farley towers, Blots the sky Six harpoons should sub due this guy Sea Shanty! Vigilante! He is our hero, The dude that keeps this place clean Sea Shanty! Vilgilante! He is the one, Preventor of acts obscene These Panty! Waists Can'ty Make him succumb, for they've had far too much rum These Dandies! Getting Sandy! Only two remain, Let us see how they are slain Loko-Coko-Pounds one more tall can Stomping, Moshing, The fuck out of our man Trying-To claim-Victory if he can Like a-Super-Human pro wrestler Our-hero-Busts a sweet stranglehold Pile-Drives him-Straight into the sand Colonel Trevor gets spitty A tactic that works shittily The Vigilante harpoons his eyes Nets his catch and boils his prize
4.	Xingaia 04:16	lyrics
He's got the Bite Deadly Rat Monkey From Sumatra Coveted by New Zealand's Zoo One man's greed cost him his life An atrocity An anomaly Now it's in a zoo Innocent man On a date Stalked by his mum To which the Rat monkey will soon predate A predictament Trouble emminent I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!!!! Now his mum's an abomination Tamed by sedation Trying to prevent Severing of greaser weiner Locked in the basement Further displacement A nurse and a priest Having custard feast Moving on to some necrocopulation Priest and undead lady Make a zombie baby Then was taken out of the dark Massacre in a city park Oh your mother ate my dog Well not all of it