Xingaia

by Xingaia

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released June 14, 2013

Dave Fender at Crestline Records in Spokane,Wa

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Track Name: Fap Death
Lonely Valentines Day
Only date is Righty
Burping the worm 'til his
Heart is content
But shit got carried away
Overbuffed some might say
Contrary to his intent

(CHORUS) Buffing your rocket, 'til pulled out of socket, But cannot devise
How does it still rise!?
Dehydrated, Emaciated,but
Where theres a will, there is a way
BY ROUND FORTY TWO, OF SHOOTING YOUR GOO, YOU CANNOT DECIDE
Cumming our Going?
Nuts turned to raisins, ignoring the laisons
Shame cast aside

Now his-Spank Bank is- Depleted
Testicles-Retreated
Genitals-Mistreated

CHORUS!

SPOOGE FREE, DIE HARD!

In a tomb of his own crust
Ejaculating dust
Condition is now too severe
Penis won't tear
Persistence to wank is deadly
As we've explained already
Over pump the python and
Die!
Track Name: Funeral of Feces
Jemkemville trailer park
Where the poor kids
Tend to reside

Generally lacking funds
They must find other ways
To get high

Too broke for high gravity
And too broke for weed
Hard times indeed

Brainstorming
Thoughts forming
Human waste is
Always free

The 70's had it's cannabis
And in the 80's they had cocaine
And the 90's had it's heroine
Nowadays fermenting jenkem's all the
RAGE!!!......YUCK!!!

So now inhale ballon ignore noxious reek
Hallucinate from the methane
You wuss, the taste of poo only lasts a week
Hold it til no gas fumes remain

Fucked up, fucked up on feces
We chopped his body to little pieces
To hide all of the evidence
Of huffing human excrement

Fucked up, fucked up on feces
We chopped his body to little pieces
To hide all of the evidence
Of huffing human excrement

REPEAT FROM THE 70'S
Track Name: Kannibal Kitchen
Events in downtown Jenkemville
Means a big meal for the staff
at the joint called "The Bite"
They'll Gladly-Serve You Too!

Here at "The Bite" we see all sorts
Mall chicks and dicks in kahaki shorts
Well our motto is eat the rude
But first we must-Serve them food
Some burgers with poison betwixt
Your life -Eighty Sixed!

We start- By peeling off their fake tans
Then we save their guts for some stew

Next step- Remove Extremities
No face, No fuss

Moved on- Organs processed for
A soup we'll pour

Now its time for all the Carving
Cleaning excessive fat
About time, 'cause we're starving
FIRE UP THE GRILL!
Always cook them thoroughly
Because humans are pretty gross
When the temp's One Sixty
DINNER IS SERVED!
Track Name: Sea Shanty Vigilante
Scum Crew at the Jenkimville Beach
Getting way too drunk
Scoping chicks for their little soiree
Ending in the trunk

Dark figure appears
Out from his shed
Cloaked in barnacles and
Kelp as dreads
Armed to the teeth
With harpoons and net
Cauldron boiling for his
Daily Catch
He once was a boy
Of just Twelve years old
Fell victim to a
Malicious Prank
Since then he's been
A saviour of sorts
Killing and eating punks and hippies and

Now the scum crew shall, Meet their demise
One by one they drop like flies
A feeble attempt, A counter attack
Lyle Black tries to kick his sack
Intercepted, By our hero
One fell swoops sends him down below
Farley towers, Blots the sky
Six harpoons should sub due this guy

Sea Shanty! Vigilante!
He is our hero, The dude that keeps this place clean
Sea Shanty! Vilgilante!
He is the one, Preventor of acts obscene
These Panty! Waists Can'ty
Make him succumb, for they've had far too much rum
These Dandies! Getting Sandy!
Only two remain, Let us see how they are slain

Loko-Coko-Pounds one more tall can
Stomping, Moshing, The fuck out of our man
Trying-To claim-Victory if he can
Like a-Super-Human pro wrestler
Our-hero-Busts a sweet stranglehold
Pile-Drives him-Straight into the sand

Colonel Trevor gets spitty
A tactic that works shittily
The Vigilante harpoons his eyes
Nets his catch and boils his prize
Track Name: Xingaia
He's got the Bite
Deadly Rat Monkey
From Sumatra
Coveted by
New Zealand's Zoo
One man's greed cost him his life
An atrocity
An anomaly
Now it's in a zoo
Innocent man
On a date
Stalked by his mum
To which the
Rat monkey will soon predate
A predictament
Trouble emminent
I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!!!!
Now his mum's an abomination
Tamed by sedation
Trying to prevent
Severing of greaser weiner
Locked in the basement
Further displacement
A nurse and a priest
Having custard feast
Moving on to some necrocopulation
Priest and undead lady
Make a zombie baby
Then was taken out of the dark
Massacre in a city park
Oh your mother ate my dog
Well not all of it